There's Nothing Wrong With Me...

it's the rest of you that are fucking insane

Why are they so expensive?

Jesus fuck I can get a giant pink stuffed pony at Walgreens for $15 but a black one the same size? Noooooope that's like $60. And it's what my kid wants. Thank the 9 hells she also wants a giant squid and Amazon has one for $18. My kid is weird.

Oh god this is still on?
bat country
Holy shit LJ is still alive? It's cool, I am too. I got divorced in the long hiatus. I have a sassy girl-spawn and pet rats. I beat boys with floggers and canes for fun, and some say I should do it for money.

The marine turned out to be a vanilla jerk.

It might not be until April, it might be as early as February, but....

Damien's coming home!!!!!!


I have to buy a bunch of these now...



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100 Movie Meme
100 Movie Meme

Bold the ones you've seen, italicise the ones you liked, strikeout the ones you hated.

1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
9. Die Hard (1988)
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)
13. GoodFellas (1990)
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)
21. Schindler's List (1993)
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)
34. Fargo (1996)
35. The Incredibles (2004)
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)

37. Pretty Woman (1990)
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)
40. Speed (1994)

41. Dazed and Confused (1993)
42. Clueless (1995)
43. Gladiator (2000)

44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)
46. Children of Men (2006)
47. Men in Black (1997)
48. Scarface (1983)
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There's Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. Sex, lies and videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)
65. Dirty Dancing (1987) (No one puts Baby in a corner!!!!!)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)
73. Office Space (1999)
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
91. Back to the Future (1985)
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987) (Made of fucking win)
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

I finally got a damn mp3 player
Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the world under 30 who doesn't have an mp3 player, or a phone or something that functions as an mp3 player.

Seriously, until today, I didn't have one.

I hate ipods. I don't know why, I just do. I don't watch music vidoes. Most of the bands I listen to either don't make them or are so fucking old they didn't make music videos back then. That's what arena concerts and drugs were for.

Oh, and I destroy electronics. Those who know me well know why this happens.  I don't do it intentionally, it just happens. It's a combination of me being rough on everything I own, and one other little thing.

Computers, cellphones, radios, and yes, mp3 players. The more advanced, and usually thusly, more delicate, the technology, the more quickly they die. There's a reason I stick with cheap low-end computers and why I like old-school radios and record players. I don't kill the old-school shit. they don't make like that anymore.

So, when I finally got sick of not having an mp3 player, I hunted down something ridiculously durable. Like, shock-proof, extreme-sports-ready. And I bought the one year extended warranty/replacement thingy.

And water-proof.
Trust me, it'll just need to be water proof. I have that kinda luck.
So I got the Freestyle Audio Sport MP3 Player. Apparently, if I were so inclined, I could take this thing white-water kayaking. or snow-boarding. It came with sport headphones, waterproof ear bud headphones, a built-in hard plastic loop to attach a leash/lanyard to, and a neoprene arm band to slide the player into. Like, for when you're swimming, jogging, or trying to kill yourself.

AKA, white-water kayaking.

In Southern Louisiana.


But I guess I could always safely swim with it, or jog with it even in icky weather, or take it out on a boat. Seriously. The thing was designed to survive any kind of outdoors activity you can put ti through. Well, most. It's water-proof as in submersible to 10 feet. So, no deep-sea diving. But, its got its own battery and stays charged for up to 40 hours, 30 hours more likely. And it holds a gig. Looking at it now, I kinda wish I had blown the extra $20 on the Soundwave model that had the OLED screen and could play WMAs along with MP3s, and could also come in 2 gig, but that one only had half the battery life, and was a bit less durable.

And it's got that nifty drag-and-drop add music interface. And i don't have to deal with fucking iTunes.

So, I definitely won't be murdering a poor helpless mp3 player anytime soon.

And all you fucktards with iPod Shuffles can suck my balls. I'm only paying $50 for a gig if it does something other than look cool.

Like go kayaking. Lol.

ps...yes, Jake, you're still getting the damn gay iPod.  And I'm sorry I keep mentioning the kayaking. There's actually a dude on the box white-water kayaking, and there's a forum of kayakers on the website for this company. But people also surf, water- and snow-ski, snowboard, swim, jog, dive, and all kinds of shit with this thing. It just never occurred to me that you'd want one for white-water kayaking. Regular kayaking, sure. But white-water kayaking's pushing it.

i love louisiana
I went to Pete's tonight with a couple of friends, and I saw this written on the wall inside one of the stalls inside the women's bathroom, the first part in ink pen, the second in green marker:

"Brian (last name scratched out) gave me crabz!"

----He gave you crabs? COOK SOME RICE, SHAA!!"


New Phone!!
Yay, I have a new cell phone. Finally. Dad actually remembered that I love the Motorola Pebl, and he got me a black one (yes, the color i wanted). I love how it spring-flips open and pulls shut with magnets.

I love the external display, how it's vertical, and how you can set it to have the time as an analog clock. Awesome and Win.

a friend just knocked on the door to ask a quick question. frankie, already in bed with me, ready to go to sleep, took this as some kind of threat. without getting off the chaise (i sleep in the living room) he growled quietly. i asked him if he thought he was gonna cute their ankles off.

his growl sounds like a malevolent humming when he's being defensive of me. it's weird but cute.

just thought you should know.


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